There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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