you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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