I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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