the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
