are you still at the devil's house?
That's intense
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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