wakey wakey hands off snakey
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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