Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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