dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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