Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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