i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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