Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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