At least make sure they are 18
Why
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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