great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Slut skills are useful in every country.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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