Banned from zoo.
Again?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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