Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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