thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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