it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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