i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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