It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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