He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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