Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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