There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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