you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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