New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.