Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.