So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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