I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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