erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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