Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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