Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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