I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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