bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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