I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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