she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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