My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
