You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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