Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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