when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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