he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
so much tequila, so little girl.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
