new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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