I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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