Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Randomize
