Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Randomize
