He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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