So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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