Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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