Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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