I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Do plants get herpes?
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