Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
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