i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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