Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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