Midget sex pt 2 tonight
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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