I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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