I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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