Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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