Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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