your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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